Views inspire me…follow your passion. 

As I sit in my hotel room in Soho and stare out the window, looking at the view of the NYC Skyline…I get inspired…Inspired creatively. Views inspire me in different ways. About 10 years ago I sat in my room in Miami and the view of the ocean inspired me to launch my LA catering company, Cannoli Kings. You really can do and be anything you want in this world, if you know how to control your thoughts and put your thoughts in to action, you can have anything you want. Life is about options and choices. I learned a long time ago to, think outside the box. Every single thing I do, does not fit in what we call a “normal” society. Nothing i do really makes sense to people who live inside the box…becoming a comedian, leaving my secure job in Nassau County and move to Los Angeles to Persue a dream that is not fathomable to normal society? What are you crazy Michael? You’re Wheels? Your family is going to have a fit!!… You really need to believe in yourself so strongly, that nothing gets in your way of your dreams. You have to not give a fuck what anyone says to you. You need to be relentless in following your passion.  As I look out the window in my hotel room, I see dreams. I see struggle, I see passion, I see life moving so fast that you better get your ass in gear and catch up. My career is on the upswing, I am seeing it, my fans are seeing it, the industry is seeing it. Something is about to happen, I am getting inspired, I am ready to take it to the next level. No one will be able to stop me because I am ready. Like I said, the last time was 10 years ago and my company became the #1 catering company in Los Angeles and thats no fucking  bullshit. Other than my comedy career, I am going to open something…  I know exactly what it is…it’s going to happen in the next 6 months, believe that. Do something that inspires you, think outside the box just once, follow your passion, don’t give a fuck what people think…do your thing. Live, love, laugh, put your dreams in to action!    

On the Road…Some pics! 

Tail end of the Dice Summer Tour 2015 with myself, Eleanor Kerrigan and Andrew Dice Clay. Started at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick NJ.  

 4 shows went amazing, I will be back to headline the Stress Factory in the Winter, 2016, I love the Jersey Crowds. Philadelphia, PA. We were at the Trocadero, show was great, audience was amazing and we had BBQ catered by the best BBQ in Philly…Oink and Moo BBQ. Enjoyed our days in Philly and the accommodations at the Monaco Hotel, walked South Steet and had philly Cheese steaks at Jims. 

  Bethlehem, PA. sands Event Center, packed audience of 2500 ppl, great show, killed and hung out after with friends and family backstage. Ate at Emerils Italian Restaurant indulging in chiopino and Calamari.  


After PA. It was Chicago bound, performing at the Horseshoe Casino in Hammond IN. 3000 seats packed and incredible show, lots of fans after taking pics and signing autographs. Man I was wiped after that, when Dice was on stage I took a little break and chilled in my dressing room.  

After the show we dined at Binions Steak House where I dined on foie gras and Cabernet (Robert Mondavi Reaerve 1997), one of the top Napa Cans and worth the $250 a bottle.  


Now we are in the Limo on our way to OHare Airport in Chicago to meet my wife and daughter in NYC for a 4 day break. Then off to Governors in Levittownong Island. See you soon! Wheels…

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June, July, August, September 

June 6- Tropicana Las Vegas- Laugh Factory- 8:30 and 10:30 shows

June 12-13 Stress Factory- New Brunswick NJ.

June 16th- Philladelphia PA. Trocadero

June 17th- Sands Event Center- Bethlehem PA..

June 19th – Horseshoe Casino- Hammond IN.

June 24th-27th Governors Comedy Club. Levittown Long Island, NY

July 17-18-19 Hard Rock, Las Vegas

July 23-24-25- SLS Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas.

August 7-8-9, Hard Rock Las Vegas

August 14-15-16, Hard Rock Las Vegas

August 20  Rampart Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV.

August 28-29-30, Hard Rock Las Vegas

September 11-12 Rochester Comedy Club, Rochester, NY.

October TBA- Italian Bad Boys of Comedy Tour.