The heat is on…

Its hot as hell in Vegas and AZ. with record temperatures exceeding 120 degrees, and i am sure other parts of the country as well…so stay hydrated, drink plenty of water, limit yourself outside if you are in dry climates over 100 degrees and wear your sunscreen. Lets make this summer a healthy one for the mind and body.

I have some great shows lined up for all of you this summer, some i will be headlining solo and some i will  be hanging and performing in front of  my best friend and fellow comedian, the legend, Andrew Dice Clay. We always have a great time on the road together doing crazy stuff and i am sure i will be posting along the way.  Don’t forget to check out my social media pages for pics and info,  Instagram,  Facebook  and Twitter,


Andrew Dice Clay and Michael Wheels Parise

I am looking forward to seeing all of you this summer! Stay Healthy and Live, Love Laugh!  and if you need me here is where you can find me. 

Summer Tour 2017


June 23-25        Las Vegas, NV.        Tropicana Hotel         with / *ADC

July 21-23          Las Vegas, NV.        Tropicana Hotel         with / *ADC

July 28-30         Las Vegas, NV.        Tropicana Hotel          with / *ADC

August 4-5         Levittown, LI, NY.  Governors                    Headlining

August 11-13    Las Vegas, NV.        SLS Hotel                      Headlining

August 17-19    Boca Raton, FL.       Boca Black Box           with / *ADC

August 20          Jacksonville FL.       Florida Theater           with / *ADC

August 22          Orlando, FL.            Plaza LIVE Orlando     with / *ADC

August 23          Clearwater, FL.       Capital Theater           with / *ADC

                                           *Andrew Dice Clay









Abrams Artists Agency. 

New York – Los Angeles.





Michael Parise to Headline Reno Laugh Factory March 14-19

Michael Parise (formerly known as Wheels) will be headlining the World Famous Laugh Factory inside the Silver Legacy Hotel in Reno, NV. March 14-19. Currently on tour with Andrew Dice Clay and from the Showtime Comedy Special, The Blue Show, Parise is a Headliner in his own right and will be telling it like it is in Parise fashion March 14-19. 

The Laugh Factory is home to some of the most famous comedians in the world and Parise is proud to be a part of that roster. The Silver Legacy Hotel and Resort is a premier destination in Reno and is located at: 407 N Virginia St, Reno, NV 89501. 
Make sure and purchase tickets now through Parise’s Official site…PARISE LIVE or Ticketmaster. 

Photos by: Joe Henson of Joe Henson Photagraphy. 

Joe Henson Studios
236 W 27th St, Ste 10RW, New York, NY 10001

b/t 7th Ave & 8th Ave 


Parise confirms he will be with Dice at the Wellmont Theater in Montclair New Jersey! March 5., 2107. 

It’s confirmed that Comedian Michael Parise will be performing with Andrew Dice Clay at the Wellmont Theater in Montclair New Jersey on March 5th., 2017. The two will be hitting Montclair right after the 3 days at the Paramount Theater in Huntington, LI., NY. 

Michael Parise is long time friend of Andrew Dice Clay since the early days back in Brooklyn NY. Michael went by the name “Wheels” for  30 years and toured extensively with Dice back on the 90’s. Parise is also featured in the Showtime Comedy Special “The Blue Show” and also guest stars in the Showtime series “Dice” as Wheels owner of the Chicken Shack.

Make sure and catch this show if you are in New Jersey! 

For more info and ticket purchase click this link! Buy Now!

Parise back at the Paramount in LI, NY. March 1-3 2017 with the Diceman.

Michael Parise is back at the Paramount opening for long time best friend and undisputed comedy king, Andrew Dice Clay on March 1 through the 3rd 2017.

Parise started touring with Dice and opening for him nationally on the arena tour back in 1989. In 1993 under the stage name “Wheels”, he did the “No Apologies” special  at Westbury Music Fair which was televised on pay Per View, Wheels ended up with a standing ovation in front to 5000 people that night and that was the night he became a headliner in his own right.  Parise has worked with Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Meet Wally Sparks”, The Movie, “A Low Down Dirty Shame” with Keenan Ivory Wayans, Jada Pinkett Smith, Costarred in the movie “Back to Back” with Michael Rooker and Bobcat Goldthwait and was featured in the movie “Chasing Destiny” with Lauren Graham and Christopher Lloyd… and the list goes on. Michael Parise also costarred as himself on the Reality Show, “Dice Undisputed” on VH1 in 2009.  Parise is not shy when he decides to tell you what’s on his mind and he does it with enough grace and poise that you cannot help getting sucked into his comedy mind. You can also see Parise starring in the Showtime comedy special. The Blue Show currently airing.

Paramount Tickets 







Comedian Michael Parise Live in Sacramento, CA. May 12 thu 14th. with Mike Marino. *Double Headliner Show*!

Michael Parise will be at Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento working with his old friend and fellow headlining Comedian Michael Marino May 12-13 and 14th., this will be a double headliner show. for tickets and club info go to:

Laughs Unlimited
1207 Front Street
Sacramento, CA.  95814


Two Drink Minimum

Reservations: (916) 446-5905
For Information: (916) 446-8128







Michael Parise Comes to RENO, NV. at the Laugh Factory at the Silver Legacy Casino.

Actor, Comedian Michael Parise headlines the Laugh Factory in the Silver Legacy Hotel and Casino in Reno, Nevada. March 14th through the 19th, 2017. From the Showtime Comedy Special, “The Blue Show”  and The Series “DICE” on Showtime playing “Wheels”. A Las Vegas and National headliner,  Michael Parise brings you his unique take on life with his in your face style. No seat is safe when Parise is on the stage a he is known to roast the audience.

The Laugh Factory is Americas number one Comedy Club with a portfolio of the greatest comedians of our time. Parise’s show is a must see.

Silver Legacy is located at: 407 N. Virginia Street
Reno, NV 89501

For tickets and show info: Buy Tickets






Michael Wheels Parise returns to Florida to appear at the Boca Black Box Theater June 10-11

Straight off the Showtime Comedy Special, The Blue Show and The Showtime Series DICE starring Andrew Dice Clay. Comedian Michael Wheels Parise will be making a special appearance at the Boca Black Box Theater in Boca Raton Florida, June 10 and 11 2016. Get your tix on the website or call the theater and get times and info! Michael Wheels parise is currently on tour with the DICEMAN as well with the production, The Three Tenors (who can’t sing) while headlining there country solo as well! Make sure and see Wheels in Florida at the Boca Black Box Theater.

Boca Black Box Theater, tickets, info and seating chart.
Wheels Commercial  

Michael Wheels Parise back on tour with The DICEMAN! Plus new solo dates added!

Michael Wheels Parise will be touring once again with Comedy king, Andrew Dice Clay in May and June of 2016

Wheels Parise will also be  headlining the country solo! You can see Wheels, LIVE in Boca Raton Florida, June 10 and 11 at the Boca Black Box, The Stress Factory in New Brunswick, New Jersey, June 30th, July 1 and 2. Wheels will be at Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club in Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey, August, 3 thu 6 and Rockwells in Pelham New York, September 24. Be sure and see more dates on his calendar posted below.


Michael Wheels Parise to Guest-star in episode 5 of the Showtime series “DICE” premiering April 10

Comedian and longtime best friend of Andrew Dice Clay, Michael Wheels Parise will make a guest starring appearance in the new Showtime series, “DICE”, premiering April 10 Showtime platforms. Check Wheels out this week in Scottsdale, AZ. at the Laugh Factory.

Wheels in Dice Showtime

As most of you know, Wheels has been with the Diceman since the late 80’s stemming back to Pips comedy Club in Brooklyn, NY., and has been opening for him on and off for the last 25 years while headlining the country when he is not with Dice. Wheels Parise can be seen this week Headlining April 7-10 at the Scottsdale Laugh Factory in Scottsdale Arizona.

Wheels in Dice Showtime 2

“This role is an interesting one”, says Wheels,…”I play Wheels but not his best friend “Wheels”, i play the owner of a nightclub, still friends but just not his best.” ” What is great about this role”  Wheels says is, “i could be seen in more episodes in the future if the show gets picked up for a second season, it has legs. I am not saying i will be but i am not saying i wont be.”

Make sure you watch the show “DICE” on Showtime, premiering April 10 and tune in to see, Michael Wheels Parise in episode 5 of 6.